Monday, May 5, 2008

Tebow the Mohel

Tebow: So, what did you guys do for spring break?

Teammate: We went to Cancun. Did some body shots off some hot chicks from Georgia. Drank until daylight a couple times. Laid in the sun all hungover. Slept with eight other dudes in a small hotel room. Puked off the balcony. Typical spring break stuff. How about you?

Tebow: I circumcised some Filipino babies.

Awkward silence...

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