Tebow: So, what did you guys do for spring break?
Teammate: We went to Cancun. Did some body shots off some hot chicks from Georgia. Drank until daylight a couple times. Laid in the sun all hungover. Slept with eight other dudes in a small hotel room. Puked off the balcony. Typical spring break stuff. How about you?
Tebow: I circumcised some Filipino babies.